It is official; our next MS Paint fun-times are going to be 90s television sitcoms!!
If you’d like to contribute, email us at totallycrushedoutmag[at]gmail[dot]com with your pixelated decapitation of a 90s sitcom and a few hundred words. Like 200, we’re not looking for novels here, folks.

—Michelle Leigh

[edit: If we were looking for novels, they certainly wouldn’t be written by Nicholas Sparks. Fuck that guy. — Ryan]

Cormac McCarthy forever. —Michelle Leigh